Friday, January 30, 2015

The Plan, Stan

So, here's the plan, Stan. I know that ya'll have been sick with anticipation to see what the Queso Club will offer to your semi-pathetic life. (I'm kidding. Your life is awesome. For now.) Over many decades past, through many intense sessions of debate and queso dipping, a grand plan has finally been formulated, a plan destined to be pretty cool, while still somewhat disappointing. It is now my magnanimous duty to present to you that plan... Stan.
This blog is managed by four authors who will be known by code-names: Honeybagel, SmoothJazz, SweetnLowe, and one other, whose name is not determined yet. At the beginning of each calender month, we will select a topic for discussion on the blog. Once that topic is chosen, each of us will have until mid-month to post our contribution to the topic. Once the middle of the month has dawned upon us, we will choose a new topic, which will last until the next month commences. Thus, we will shift topics twice a month, each one of us posting our own contribution to that topic. The first round will begin in February. Cool? Yes, it is quite spectacular. Thank you.
There is one more thing that I would like to say at the outset. We- all four authors- are Christians, being honored to represent our Lord Jesus Christ. While much of our activity will not be of a religious or philosophical nature, it should be understood that we wish to emulate Jesus in whatever we do, although I acknowledge that we will never attain to that perfection, since we are only broken people. As such, we will often offer a Christian perspective on various issues, but I hope that we will always do our best to be of an open mind. We shall endeavor to show the utmost respect to all other views and to be balanced in our musings, evaluations, and judgments. I will ask that you viewers be respectful of our views, which may even differ between us authors. In addition, our views are not concrete. Rather, they are in flux, and we are still learning and shaping our worldviews according to what seems to correspond to reality. If you have questions, contact us. I hope that you will be blessed by this blog, whether it be by a serious opinion stated by one of our authors or by the overall goofiness that is destined to play a significant role. God bless you. Peace!
~Superbly, SmoothJazz

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

The Birth of the Queso Club

On a fateful Thursday in the summer of 2014, four friends were rummaging through their youth group's refrigerator when they found queso that would expire in a week. The band of brothers couldn't let a jar of queso go to waste!  They decided to solve this problem by having the world's first queso party, an event to be remembered. The queso party was filled with fun times and hilarity and was even documented on the Pomegranate Jerky Facebook page. After noticing what a great time they had, the men decided to hold more and more queso parties until they finally brainstormed the idea of a blog. So, on January 21, 2015, the friends created the Queso Club, a blog to revolutionize the world...