So, this is my contribution to this session's topic, which, hopefully, will become apparent to you expediently. After all, I don't feel like bluntly telling you the topic. So, yes, here we go.
Pegashark. That's right, I said "Pegashark". Can you think of a hybrid more spectacular? The actual terror of the seas combined with the mythical maned equestrian of the ethereal air, the perfect collaboration of grace and danger, what could be more splendid? NOTHING. It would have the legs and wings of a Pegasus, but the body, head, and tail will be of the shark variety. This creature, if it were to exist in reality, would have the ability (in my mind) to traverse open plains, navigate all manner of waters, and maneuver in the atmosphere. How cool is that?! Having such diverse means of locomotion, in addition to a killer set of jaws, this beast would feed on all manner of life on earth, except me, its loving master. I would name this beast- apart from the general name "Pegashark"- Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald and I will go places, many places, and we will open a restaurant together. Come by sometime. Just be careful around Fitzgerald; he has the temper of a hippogriff. Shout out to Buckbeak! Anyways, that is the essence of my contribution. I hope you appreciate it. If you don't, you should probably get that checked out.
Superbly,
SmoothJazz
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